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Blonde! 
  insertnamehere2
 
08:05am 20/05/2009
 
mood: amused
Read the entire piece... It's worth it!

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see more Fail Blog

Crossposted to [info]newsmonkeys and my personal LJ.
 
     

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BRAINS! On the road! 
  insertnamehere2
 
05:53pm 04/02/2009
 
mood: amused
Hacked road signs warn of zombies, raptors ahead )

Source

The awesome thing? This was apparently a copycat crime, of a similar hack in Texas... (contains a picture!)

Crossposted to [info]newsmonkeys and my personal LJ.
 
     

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What sick fuck? 
  insertnamehere2
 
01:15pm 17/12/2008
 
mood: discontent
Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied )

Source.

Now, my middle name is Edgar. I was named to honor my grandfather, who died a few years before I was born. What sick fuck would name their child to honor Hitler? Nothing wrong with the name Adolph (usually spelled with a "ph")... But spelling it Adolf, and then as icing on the cake, making his middle name Hitler?? What sick fuck would do that to a kid?

Crossposted to [info]newsmonkeys and my personal LJ
 
     

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When Obscenity filters go wrong 
  insertnamehere2
 
10:35pm 03/09/2008
 
mood: amused
The Clbuttic Mistake: When Obscenity Filters go Wrong )

Oh man. Clbuttic.

Crossposted to [info]newsmonkeys and my personal LJ.

Thanks to [info]silgrey for the link ;^)
 
     

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Another Rhode Islander makes us all proud 
  insertnamehere2
 
10:50am 23/07/2008
 
mood: groggy
Yay for the people in my home state!

R.I. police say man had 0.491 blood alcohol level )

Crossposted in [info]weird_ri, [info]newsmonkeys and my personal
LJ.
 
     

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24 hr. cyber-protest today! 
  nikisublime
 
01:30pm 12/03/2008
  Reporters Without Borders calls on Internet users to come and protest in virtual versions of countries that are Internet enemies. It is also releasing a detailed report on cyber-censorship and a new version of its Handbook for Bloggers and Cyber-Dissidents. Read more

Click here to join the "demonstration"
 
     

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Uh, what? 
  nikisublime
 
12:30pm 01/02/2008
 
mood: Is it the apocalypse?
Ann Coulter vows to campaign for Hillary Clinton if John McCain is nominated by Republicans
 
     

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Eleventy Billion Dollars 
  insertnamehere2
 
09:14am 10/01/2008
 
mood: exanimate
Katrina victims sue for 3 quadrillion dollars )

Just for perspective, if the lawyer suing the case took his usual 1/3 cut, he or she would receive approximately $1,000,000,000,000,000.00.

Crossposted to [info]weirdlaw, [info]newsmonkeys, and my personal LJ.
 
     

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Crisis Pakistan 
  nikisublime
 
11:28am 28/12/2007
 

The first woman to be elected to lead a Muslim state, Benazir Bhutto, was just assassinated yesterday. There's conflicting reports about how she died and who might be responsible. And a messy aftermath unfolds. Discuss.
 
     

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Creative ways of donation 
  nikisublime
 
11:04am 19/12/2007
  Free Rice donated via the UN in exchange for your vocab virtuosity.

"FreeRice has a custom database containing thousands of words at varying degrees of difficulty. There are words appropriate for people just learning English and words that will challenge the most scholarly professors. In between are thousands of words for students, business people, homemakers, doctors, truck drivers, retired people… everyone!

FreeRice automatically adjusts to your level of vocabulary. It starts by giving you words at different levels of difficulty and then, based on how you do, assigns you an approximate starting level. You then determine a more exact level for yourself as you play. When you get a word wrong, you go to an easier level. When you get three words in a row right, you go to a harder level. This one-to-three ratio is best for keeping you at the “outer fringe” of your vocabulary, where learning can take place."
 
     

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Monkey571 
  nikisublime
 
10:16am 14/11/2007
  Between a supposed, successfully cloned monkey embryo and a Chinese submarine putting the US military in its place, I get to wondering which dimension we'll be sliding into next (though, truth be told, this one is pretty amazing).  
     

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Belichick C'sUP 
  insertnamehere2
 
12:46pm 04/10/2007
 
mood: hungry
And the controversy expands into the realm of douchebaggery...

TheSmokingGun.com reports that a prisoner in Federal Prison in South Carolina has filed a lawsuit against Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Randy Moss, seeking $5 million and a restraining order for spying on him (including in the bathroom), Commissioner Goodell, and every quarterback in the league. Oh yeah, and Belichick is apparently the father of Bridget Moynahan's baby.

It's a pretty funny read, even if you're not a law-type like me... The document can be found here.

Crossposted to [info]nepatriots, [info]newsmonkeys, and my personal LJ.
 
     

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Child #17 
  insertnamehere2
 
10:19am 03/08/2007
 
mood: bored
Ok, seriously, this is fucked up beyond words. Then again, it *is* Arkansas.

Arkansas couple welcomes 17th child )

90,000 diapers?? I've changed ONE diaper in my life, and it was enough to convince me to wait at least ten years before doing it again. And being pregnant for ten and a half cumulative years??

Seriously, for the love of god, someone PLEASE buy these people a color TV and a DVD player so that they have something else to do at nite.

Crossposted to [info]newsmonkeys and my personal LJ.
 
     

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Jury duty-phobia 
  insertnamehere2
 
11:13am 10/07/2007
 
mood: amused
Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar... )

Man what I would have given to be there for THAT voir dire...

Crossposted to [info]weirdlaw and [info]newsmonkeys
 
     

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Remind me to get one of those memory-erasing kits. 
  dr_fishopolis
 
10:55am 03/07/2007
  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2007/07/01/scimemo101.xml  
     

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Some news. 
  nikisublime
 
08:38pm 26/06/2007
  Germany hates the idea of Tom Cruise playing beloved anti-Nazi Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, because he's a scientologist.

Meanwhile Senator Lugar vocalizes his opposition to Bush's Iraq policy.
 
     

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Wow. 
  nikisublime
 
09:47am 20/06/2007
   
     

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  nikisublime
 
05:05pm 05/03/2007
  Digital Penetration: Be prepared to get naked for airport security, without even taking your clothes off.

Scanners that can yield peeks under the clothing like this will begin to make appearances at airports around the US.


Before you go freaking out, this is starting as a means to screen people who set off metal detectors/need a pat-down search for whatever reason as an option rather than being touched or whatever. But how long until it becomes mandated, and then, what of it? How would you feel if this technology became the norm in all airports? Would the invasion of privacy therein become commonplace/less significant/eventually obsolete?
 
     

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I want a new drug... 
  insertnamehere2
 
12:49pm 05/03/2007
 
mood: amused
My GF, the pharmacy student, sent this to me.

Fake drug, fake illness -- and people believe it! )

Anyone remember that old Energizer commercial for Darnitol? "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV"

Great stuff.
 
     

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  nikisublime
 
10:21am 05/03/2007
 
mood: Thanks, Col
Twelve-year-old Deamonte Driver died of a toothache Sunday.

A routine, $80 tooth extraction might have saved him.

If his mother had been insured.

If his family had not lost its Medicaid.

If Medicaid dentists weren't so hard to find.

If his mother hadn't been focused on getting a dentist for his brother, who had six rotted teeth.

Keep reading
 
     

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